Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the creature, causing some nervouslaughing. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone viral online.
- We don't know why Trump
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand website for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a cage full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.